In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum. When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.

When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…

This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.

Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”

“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”

“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”

He concluded the post: “So…anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”

LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!

Read More:  Mom Calls Son Outside, But Then He Sees Beloved Dog He Lost 8 Months Ago And Completely Loses It

Share this hilarious story with your friends below!


  1. Any person that has to rehome their beloved dog because their girlfriend doesn’t like their pet is extremely heartless and has no conscience. Should kick the ugly uncaring girlfriend to the curb where she belongs.Can’t believe stories like this and how many clearly horrible disgusting people there are in this world.Hope gorgeous Molly the beagle found a lovely home with kind owners who love her unconditionally, like she deserves.She is such a beautiful dog and the owners girlfriend must be so ugly on the inside.

  2. I loved the one with the girlfriend. So happy you rehomed her. Made my day. Kisses to your dog.????????????

Comments are closed.